About Me

Left handed, Gemini Baby Boomer, circa 1955. Loved Micky Mouse, Motown and being my own personal United Nations. I miss watching Grade B Sci-Fi, eating those big crunchy dill pickles out of a jar and swooning over some long forgotten star. The one thing I know for sure...we've got to laugh. I've waited a long time to cultivate my graying hair and be able to call someone "sunny boy".



Can’t Stop Laughing Voice Mail

By rainy | May 25, 2012

Topics: Don't Mess with... | No Comments »


By rainy | May 19, 2008

drapery.jpgShe spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things .

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water .
Read the rest of this entry »

Topics: Husbands|Wives | No Comments »

Stress Relief

By rainy | March 14, 2008

200px-pond.jpgPicture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.

Nothing can bother you here.

No one knows this secret place.

You are in total seclusion from that place called “the world.”

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is clear and you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you’re holding under the water.

Look. It’s the person who caused you all this stress. What a pleasant surprise.

You let them up… just for a quick breath… then ploop!… back under they go…

You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.

There now… feeling better?

Topics: Don't Mess with... | No Comments »

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

By rainy | December 23, 2007

  1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear? Read the rest of this entry »

Topics: General Jokes | No Comments »

Your Mind…

By rainy | November 29, 2007

When you lose your mind

You may as well forget it 


Topics: Baby Boomers!, Senior Jokes | No Comments »

Cat People – Here is your wake up call!

By rainy | October 28, 2007

Topics: Animals | No Comments »

Adult Resignation

By rainy | October 26, 2007

child.jpgI am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.

I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again.

Read the rest of this entry »

Topics: General Jokes | No Comments »

Stop Thief!

By rainy | September 22, 2007


Topics: General Jokes | No Comments »

Walmart Job Application – 75 year old

By rainy | September 19, 2007

This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him!!! Read the rest of this entry »

Topics: Senior Jokes, Wal-Mart Jokes | No Comments »

South Park Lady

By rainy | September 16, 2007

 southparkmall.pngDear South Park Lady,

I want to thank you for cutting in front of me at Dick’s Sporting Goods at South Park Mall, around 12:30PM today. I can’t begin to tell you how you made my day. Read the rest of this entry »

Topics: General Jokes | No Comments »

« Previous Entries