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Posted by rainy on March 27th, 2006 under Lighten Up | Comment now »Exercise!
Is this why no one wants to exercise?
Fitness Video
Little old ladies
Little old ladies
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was [...]
John’s Toast
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spendin’ the rest of me
life, between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.
He went home and told his wife Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night!”
She said, “Aye, [...]
New Motocycle
Bought me a new motorcycle
Loaded with everything
Getting older has its drawbacks, but I guess there aren’t too many good alternatives to getting older. Whenever you see a gathering of seniors it is an even bet they are talking about everything that is wrong with them.
You know, the usual, menopause, prostrate, incontinence, bowel, leg aches,eyesight, etc, [...]
George Carlin’s View on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
“How old are you?” “I’m four and a half!” You’re never thirty-six and a half. You’re [...]
How to Slow the Aging Process
“We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.”
- Will Rogers
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of [...]
Posted by rainy on March 19th, 2006 under Uncategorized | Comment now »Do you remember…..
Do you remember…..
Bazooka Gum with comics when it cost a penny?
black and white TV?
the color film you put over black and what TV?
humongous dill Pickles you pulled out of a jar on the counter for a nickle?
When gas was pumped AND your oil was checked and windows were washed every single time?
“Father Knows Best�
opening up [...]
Sheer Lingerie
A husband walks into Frederick’s of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from
$250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to [...]
