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Fun things to do at Wal-Mart
1. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone,†I think we’ve got a code 3 in house wares,” and see what happens.
3. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
4. Put M&M’s on layaway
5. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
6. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
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March 16th, 2006 at 11:00 am
Ask for assistance in the clock area. Request a BIGGER clock saying you want one with “time extender” giving you more minutes per hour. It will thoroughly confuse the younger “associates.” Harmless but fun!!!!
March 24th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Hide beind a clothes rack and when smeone walks by start saying “PICK ME” “PICK ME”
April 15th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
go into a changing room, and after a few minutes loudly exclaim THERE’S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!
May 31st, 2006 at 10:19 am
While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap anyway?!”
June 6th, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Move around the isles while humming the tune to mission impossible, and hold your hand out like a gun. When you come upon a person, roll across the isle, pretending to dodge the oncoming cart.
June 19th, 2006 at 11:14 pm
educational toys…
educational toys
Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it.
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January 10th, 2008 at 5:34 am
Randomly throw things into ascending aisles…and yell”oh my god joe catch this!”
January 10th, 2008 at 5:37 am
Throw inanimate object at your imaginary friend and when they drop say “good catch frank…lets go long this time”…prefferibly big boxes its funnier!
January 10th, 2008 at 5:37 am
Ask and associate if they sell shnerples, reffer to them as big automatic things that you keep in your bedroom.
January 10th, 2008 at 5:38 am
Go into the clothing dept. and ask them if they have leather belts that byou can really get a whip out of…
January 10th, 2008 at 5:39 am
Go to the automotive dept. and use funnels to act as madonna.
January 10th, 2008 at 5:41 am
Buy yourself a sailor hat…go to walmart and start singing “row row row your boat!”
January 10th, 2008 at 5:42 am
Run between two or three random people and yell “red rover!”
January 10th, 2008 at 5:43 am
Have a friend that works at walmart give you their vest and pretend you work at walmart, greet people and show them around.
January 10th, 2008 at 5:44 am
Have a conversation with the person that greets you at the door, long enough so that he/she cant greet people who walk through the door.
January 10th, 2008 at 5:44 am
Go to the automotive dept. and use funnels to act as modonna.
February 23rd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Walk around suspiciously while humming the mission impossible theme song.
February 26th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
when someone comes over the speakers, start running around screaming,”the voices are back”
March 14th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Get 24 pairs of extra large underwear and put them in ranom carts when people aren’t looking
March 22nd, 2008 at 6:31 am
act like you have an imaginary friend and juss start up a conversation with it.
March 25th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Get a box of Xtra Xtra large tampons and run up to a random person without looking at there face. Then ask in a ragular tone, “Mom, can i get these??” when u finally “relize” that its not ur mom say, “Oh. My. God. i am sooooooo sorry” then split!!!
March 25th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Get a pregnancy test and ask a stranger “Mom, is this the most accurate??”
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:22 am
if you and a friend want, dress up as batman and robin and try to see if you can go into the security room and watch the security tapes and say ove the icon, “attention shoppers, there is a serial killer phycopath. please leave wal-mart for the time being or hide in the bathroom.”
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:23 am
dress up as president bush and pretend that he is looking for the right gift while trying on a bra.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:04 pm
go ask the enploey to put m@m on laaway
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:28 pm
melt a chocolate bar in your hand and go to the b room and when you in the stall sing when your on the jon and the toilet papers gone be a man use your hand. stick you hand with chocolate to the next stall and ask for toilet papper
April 25th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
hide in one isle in the toys section, and wait for a young kid to come by, when they walk past like a doll or something, say very quiety, “here’s johnny.” do this until the child gets freaked out.
April 25th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Casually walk around wearing women’s underwear on your head.
Run out of the bathroom screaming. “OMG IT’S MICHEAL JACKSON!”
Run around squeezing your legs together yelling. “I NEED A TAMPON!”
May 16th, 2008 at 10:19 am
When one of the workers says “Can I help you?” Say “Why does everyone think I’m retarded” and fake cry.
May 19th, 2008 at 6:32 am
When your running down the aisle throw bouncy balls and scream “go pikachu, go!”
Stand next to people in an aisle and fart, then ask them “Do you smell something?”