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25 Signs that Your Getting OLD
1. You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead.
2. Your back goes out more than you do.
3. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
4. You buy a compass for the dash of your car/truck.
5. You are proud of your lawn mower.
6. Your best friend is dating someone [...]
Life Shortening Activities
For those that can’t read German, like me:
–>A cigarette shortens your life by 2 minutes
–>A glass of whiskey shortens your life by 4 minutes
–>A day at work shortens your life by 8 hours!!!
Great Truths About Life That Adults Have Learned:
Great Truths About Life That Adults Have Learned:
Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
Reason to smile: Every seven minutes [...]
Age Gauge
You will me amazed! Put your birth date in the pop up window after you click on the below link. What happens is pretty interesting. Very cool.
http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1.html
So, how old were you when…..
How to Get Into Heaven
Posted by rainy on April 28th, 2006 under General Jokes, Inspirational | Comment now »Dementia Test
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; “If you don’t use it, you will lose it,” also applies to the brain, so…..
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the [...]
Why Parents (Grandparents) Drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper.
“Hello.” “Is your daddy home?” he asked.
“Yes,” whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?”
The [...]
A Biker and his Babe!
Thanks Ken!
Posted by rainy on April 24th, 2006 under Don't Mess with..., Husbands|Wives, Jokes about aging, Senior Jokes | Comment now »Hearing Aids
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,
“Your hearing is perfect. [...]
Nutty: 43-year-old fruitcake found in attic
Lance Nesta holds his 43-year-old fruitcake on Monday in Waukesha, Wisconsin
WAKISHA, Wisconsin (AP) — In 1962, Lance Nesta did what many people do when receiving a fruitcake: He set it aside.
He rediscovered it more than 43 years later in his mother’s attic. Nesta couldn’t resist taking a peek at the cake, still in its original [...]
