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10 Ways to Annoy a Telemarketer
10. When they ask “How are you today?” Tell them! “I’m so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died…”
Posted by rainy on May 29th, 2007 under General Jokes | 1 Comment »60th Birthday Wish
A couple, both born the same year and month, were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been so loving she would grant them each one wish.
Posted by rainy on May 26th, 2007 under Husbands|Wives | Comment now »They walk among us …
 I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang  up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill.  She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and  told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and  gave her the money back. She became indignant and  informed me she was educated and […]
Posted by rainy on May 25th, 2007 under The Gene Pool | Comment now »Survival of the Fittest
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Posted by rainy on May 18th, 2007 under General Jokes | Comment now »THE LAND OF SANDRA DEE
THE LAND OF SANDRA DEE
By Leland Waldrip
Long ago and far away,
In a land that time forgot,
Before the days of Dylan
Or the dawn of Camelot.
There lived a race of innocents,
And they were you and me,
Long ago and far away
In the Land of Sandra Dee.
Top Ten Good Things About Being a Senior Citizen
Courtesy of TheLate Show With David Letterman)
10. The three M’s: Mahjong, Metamucil, and Matlock!
Hot Flashes - Ever feel this way?
Posted by rainy on May 8th, 2007 under General Jokes | Comment now »
Do you remember…the Hollywood Squares?
If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when “Hollywood Squares” game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of […]
Posted by rainy on May 7th, 2007 under Do you remember | Comment now »Short ones ~ Just for Laughs
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, “How old was your husband?” “98,” she replied. “Two years older than me.” “So you’re 96,” the undertaker commented. She responded, “Hardly worth going home, is it?
Posted by rainy on May 6th, 2007 under General Jokes | Comment now »Do these folks belong in the Gene Pool?
MEGA MORON #1
A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and demanded all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, […]
