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THE DOCTOR APPOINTMENT

An 80 year old man went for his annual checkup and the doctor said, “Friend for your age you’re in the best shape I’ve seen.”

Posted by rainy on July 31st, 2007 under Husbands|Wives, Senior Jokes | Comment now »

Allegedly Genuine Extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords

I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

Posted by rainy on July 30th, 2007 under The Gene Pool | Comment now »

Mildred’s Broken Heart

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Posted by rainy on July 29th, 2007 under Senior Jokes | Comment now »

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.”

Posted by rainy on July 28th, 2007 under Husbands|Wives | Comment now »

THE BUTLER DID IT!

A rich couple was going out for the evening when the woman of the house decided to give the butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his night.

Posted by rainy on July 16th, 2007 under Husbands|Wives | Comment now »

Don’t even THINK about messing with this little old lady!

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl. “Nothing but the best for my little kitten. “

Posted by rainy on July 14th, 2007 under Don't Mess with... | Comment now »