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THE DOCTOR APPOINTMENT
An 80 year old man went for his annual checkup and the doctor said, “Friend for your age you’re in the best shape I’ve seen.” The old feller replied, “Yep, it comes from clean living. Why I know I live a good, clean spiritual life.”
The doctor asked, “What makes you say that?” The old man replied, “If I didn’t live a good, clean life, the Lord wouldn’t turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the middle of the night.”
The doc was concerned. “You mean, when you get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord, Himself, turns on the light for you?” “Yep.” the old man said, “Whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns on the light for me.”
Well, the doctor didn’t say anything else, but when the old man’s wife came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said. “I just want you to know,” the doctor said, “your husband’s in fine physical shape but I’m worried about his mental condition. He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns on the light for him.”
“He what???” she cried.
He said every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom the Lord turns on the light for him.”
“A-ha!!!” she exclaimed. “So that’s the smell inside the refrigerator!”
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