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Cat People - Here is your wake up call!

Posted by rainy on October 28th, 2007 under Animals | Comment now »

Think you’re hot?

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Posted by rainy on July 9th, 2006 under Animals | Comment now »

Dead Duck

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.” [...]

Posted by rainy on July 5th, 2006 under Animals, General Jokes | 1 Comment »

Afterlife

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
After many years, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact with his wife in a dream.
“Mary…Mary…” he called. “Is that you, Fred?” she asked.
“Yes,” he said. “I’ve come back [...]

Posted by rainy on May 28th, 2006 under Animals, Husbands|Wives | Comment now »

Couch Potato

Many of us have the couch potato gene inside us….but did you know that one of your best friend is practicing being just like you?

Posted by rainy on April 20th, 2006 under Animals | 1 Comment »

Tired?

I hear it all the time…you’ve had a hard day playing, hard day at work. You are tired and just want to relax. No stress. No fuss. Just totally relax.
Here’s how:

Posted by rainy on April 8th, 2006 under Animals, General Jokes | Comment now »

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