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Excerpts From Medical Records/Letters

The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
The skin was moist and dry.
Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
She stated that she had been constipated for most [...]

Posted by rainy on January 15th, 2007 under Doctor Jokes, General Jokes | Comment now »

Medicare Coverage In A Nutshell

Medicare Coverage In A Nutshell
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.”
“Mrs. Ward, please.”
“Speaking.”
“Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband’s biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is [...]

Posted by rainy on September 30th, 2006 under Doctor Jokes, General Jokes, Husbands|Wives | Comment now »

Bad News

Doctor: “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”
Patient: “Well, might as well give me the bad news first.”
Doctor: “The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.”
Patient: “24 hours! Thats terrible!!! What could be Worse?! What’s the very bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you [...]

Posted by rainy on April 12th, 2006 under Doctor Jokes | Comment now »