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Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
Posted by rainy on December 23rd, 2007 under General Jokes | Comment now »Adult Resignation
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.
I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again.
Stop Thief!
Posted by rainy on September 22nd, 2007 under General Jokes | Comment now »
South Park Lady
Dear South Park Lady,
I want to thank you for cutting in front of me at Dick’s Sporting Goods at South Park Mall, around 12:30PM today. I can’t begin to tell you how you made my day.
Test for Dementia
‘It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.’
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take […]
Perfect Husband!
Posted by rainy on July 7th, 2007 under General Jokes, Husbands|Wives | Comment now »
Please Leave a Message
I saw this on a t-shirt yesterday and thought I would share it with you:
I’m out of my mind
Please leave a message
10 Ways to Annoy a Telemarketer
10. When they ask “How are you today?” Tell them! “I’m so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died…”
Posted by rainy on May 29th, 2007 under General Jokes | 1 Comment »Survival of the Fittest
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Posted by rainy on May 18th, 2007 under General Jokes | Comment now »Hot Flashes - Ever feel this way?
Posted by rainy on May 8th, 2007 under General Jokes | Comment now »
