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Christmas Quotes

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, “So does the guy I stole it from.”
->David Letterman
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
->Joan Rivers
Next to a circus there ain’t [...]