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DRAPERY RODS
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things .
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound […]
THE DOCTOR APPOINTMENT
An 80 year old man went for his annual checkup and the doctor said, “Friend for your age you’re in the best shape I’ve seen.”
Posted by rainy on July 31st, 2007 under Senior Jokes, Husbands|Wives | Comment now »Aren’t Older Women Great?
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.”
Posted by rainy on July 28th, 2007 under Husbands|Wives | Comment now »THE BUTLER DID IT!
A rich couple was going out for the evening when the woman of the house decided to give the butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his night.
Posted by rainy on July 16th, 2007 under Husbands|Wives | Comment now »Perfect Husband!
Posted by rainy on July 7th, 2007 under General Jokes, Husbands|Wives | Comment now »
50 Years of Marriage
At the church’s husband’s marriage seminar, the Priest asked Luigi, on his upcoming 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Posted by rainy on June 17th, 2007 under Husbands|Wives | 1 Comment »60th Birthday Wish
A couple, both born the same year and month, were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been so loving she would grant them each one wish.
Posted by rainy on May 26th, 2007 under Husbands|Wives | Comment now »Retired Floridians Playing Poker - One Drops Dead
Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up. Finkelstein looks around and asks, “So, who’s gonna tell his wife?”
It’s Free … This is Heaven!
This 85 year old couple, having been married for almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise.
When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out […]
TEN DOLLAR DEAL
Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.†And every year Edna would say, “I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.â€
One year Fred and Edna went to the […]
