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Longevity

Winner of Reader’s Digest best joke:
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An 82-year old man in West Virginia was asked by a reporter to what he attributed his longevity. The man replied, “Turkey hunting”.
“Really? How old was your father when he died?”
“Who told you he was dead?”
“He’s not?”
“No, he’s out turkey hunting now. He’s 102!”
“That’s incredible! How old was his father […]

How to Get Into Heaven

Posted by rainy on April 28th, 2006 under General Jokes, Inspirational | Comment now »

George Carlin’s View on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
“How old are you?” “I’m four and a half!” You’re never thirty-six and a half. You’re […]

Posted by rainy on March 20th, 2006 under Inspirational, Lighten Up, Jokes about aging | Comment now »