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Do you take life too seriously? This is for you.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set
A day without sunshine is, like, night
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
EULOGY
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question: “When you are in your casket, friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?”
The first guy immediately responds, “I would like to hear them say that [...]
Quotes from George Burns
George Burns Quotes
A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
At my age flowers scare me.
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
Bridge is a game that separates the men [...]
Stressed? Try these stress relievers.
Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
When someone says “have a nice day”, tell them you have other plans.
Make a list of things to do that you have [...]
Waiting For The Bank Teller
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, “Just what the hell you are doing?”
“Well,” said the guy, “You see, I’m a chiropractor and I could see that you were [...]
The Sunday Drive
Do you enjoy taking a Sunday Drive in the country?
Enjoy!
The Sunday Drive Movie
Thinking…thinking…
Posted by rainy on March 27th, 2006 under Lighten Up | Comment now »George Carlin’s View on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
“How old are you?” “I’m four and a half!” You’re never thirty-six and a half. You’re [...]
Deep Thoughts
Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously:
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like…night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. [...]
