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Iron Man Competition - The Way It Should Be
Posted by rainy on June 7th, 2007 under Men | 1 Comment »A Surprise From Frederick’s of Hollywood
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit.
“This is $200,” she says.
“I want one that’s more sheer,” says he.
“This one is $350.”
“I want it even more sheer than that.”
“This one is the most […]
Strange “Senior” Personal Ads Gleaned from Florida Papers
“Senior” Personal Ads Gleaned from Florida Papers (Who says We Seniors Have No Sense of Humor?)
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5′4″ (used to be 5′6″), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to […]
Evolution of Man and Woman
The Evolution of Man and Woman
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Posted by rainy on September 29th, 2006 under Men, General Jokes, Women | Comment now »Three old guys walking…..
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
Do I?
Very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, (mid-eighties).
The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a […]
Old Farmer
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go […]
90 year old father?
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkups.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
“I’ve never been better,” the old man replied.” I’ve got a twenty-year-old bride who’s pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?” the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, ” […]
