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Forrest Gump is at the Pearly Gates!
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said, “Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot […]
ADD - Boomer Style
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down […]
WARNING FOR ALL WOMEN !
This is a heads up to those friends who haven’t experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have. Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one […]
Posted by rainy on October 31st, 2006 under General Jokes, Pass it On, Women, Baby Boomers! | Comment now »The Days of Black & White TV
You could hardly see for all the snow,
Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
Pull a chair up to the TV set,
“Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.”
Depending on the channel you tuned,
You got Rob and Laura or Ward and June.
It felt so good. It felt so right.
Life looked […]
Nutty: 43-year-old fruitcake found in attic
Lance Nesta holds his 43-year-old fruitcake on Monday in Waukesha, Wisconsin
WAKISHA, Wisconsin (AP) — In 1962, Lance Nesta did what many people do when receiving a fruitcake: He set it aside.
He rediscovered it more than 43 years later in his mother’s attic. Nesta couldn’t resist taking a peek at the cake, still in its original […]
