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Your Mind…
When you lose your mind
You may as well forget it
Walmart Job Application - 75 year old
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him!!!
Posted by rainy on September 19th, 2007 under Wal-Mart Jokes, Senior Jokes | Comment now »Test for Dementia
‘It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.’
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take […]
THE DOCTOR APPOINTMENT
An 80 year old man went for his annual checkup and the doctor said, “Friend for your age you’re in the best shape I’ve seen.”
Posted by rainy on July 31st, 2007 under Senior Jokes, Husbands|Wives | Comment now »Mildred’s Broken Heart
Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Posted by rainy on July 29th, 2007 under Senior Jokes | Comment now »Friendly old lady
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
Posted by rainy on June 24th, 2007 under Senior Jokes | Comment now »Top Ten Good Things About Being a Senior Citizen
Courtesy of TheLate Show With David Letterman)
10. The three M’s: Mahjong, Metamucil, and Matlock!
The Proposal
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.
Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As […]
You Know You’re Getting Old When…
Time. Let’s face it, we’re all going to grow old. But how do we know when we’ve arrived? We’re here to help. You know you’re getting old when…
A 30-year mortgage sounds like a pretty clever scam.
You no longer consider staying under the speed limit a challenge.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a […]
The Sunday Drive - Senior Style
Posted by rainy on April 14th, 2007 under General Jokes, Senior Jokes | Comment now »
