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Allegedly Genuine Extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords
I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
Posted by rainy on July 30th, 2007 under The Gene Pool | Comment now »They walk among us …
 I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang  up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill.  She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and  told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and  gave her the money back. She became indignant and  informed me she was educated and [...]
Posted by rainy on May 25th, 2007 under The Gene Pool | Comment now »Do these folks belong in the Gene Pool?
MEGA MORON #1
A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and demanded all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, [...]
Two Dollar Bills
The $2 Bill. Everyone should start carrying them!
I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them out in public. We could have alot of fun! The younger generation doesn’t know they exist.
Stressed? Try these stress relievers.
Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
When someone says “have a nice day”, tell them you have other plans.
Make a list of things to do that you have [...]
Grandma’s Letter
Got a letter from Grandma the other day.
She writes: The other day, I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting; so [...]
The Classifieds
Actually ads…..
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
3. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.
4. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
5. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must [...]
THEY WALK AMONG US
How do these people survive?
Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken Mc Nuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. “We don’t have half dozen nuggets,” said the teenager at the counter. “You don’t?” I replied.
“We only have six, [...]
