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Quickies
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a […]
Write it down!
There was an elderly couple in their 80s that was having trouble with their memory, so their doctor recommended they start writing everything down on paper.
A couple of days later the man started towards the kitchen and his wife asked him where he was going. “To get a drink of water” he replied. She asked […]
The avid golfer
Michael was an extremely avid golfer with a cynical attitude and arrogance, that when he passed away, few people shed a tear. Michael approached the Pearly Gates where St. Peter was waiting for him. Rather than pass through the gates as normal people had done, Michael stopped to ask a question.
“Before I agree to come […]
Coffee Please
Posted by rainy on June 18th, 2006 under General Jokes, Uncategorized | Comment now »
Grandparents defined
What Is A Grandparent?
(taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)
Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of her own. They like other people’s.
A grandfather is a man grandmother.
Grandparents don’t have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn’t […]
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of […]
Posted by rainy on March 19th, 2006 under Uncategorized | Comment now »Eggs or ????
I’ve received several comments about the graphic in the header of this blog. Many see a certain female anatomy part, others have asked if they are knees. In truth, it is a carton of eggs!
While I had intended on changing out the graphic, I’m now wondering if I should leave it in. It’s definitely gets […]
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