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Walmart Job Application - 75 year old

This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him!!!

Posted by rainy on September 19th, 2007 under Wal-Mart Jokes, Senior Jokes | Comment now »

The Wal-Mart Greeter


Posted by rainy on August 4th, 2007 under Wal-Mart Jokes | Comment now »

Death & Wal-Mart

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. “Wal-Mart?” the preacher exclaimed. “Why Wal-Mart?” “Then I’ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week ”

Posted by rainy on December 21st, 2006 under General Jokes, Wal-Mart Jokes, Senior Jokes | Comment now »

THEY WALK AMONG US

How do these people survive?
Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken Mc Nuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. “We don’t have half dozen nuggets,” said the teenager at the counter. “You don’t?” I replied.
“We only have six, […]

Posted by rainy on May 20th, 2006 under The Gene Pool, General Jokes, Wal-Mart Jokes | Comment now »

Fun things to do at Wal-Mart

1. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone,” I think we’ve got a code 3 in house wares,” and see what happens.
3. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they […]

Posted by rainy on March 8th, 2006 under Wal-Mart Jokes | 30 Comments »

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