Boomer Jokes!

Stress Relief

rainy — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:31:29 +0000

Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.

Nothing can bother you here.

No one knows this secret place.

You are in total seclusion from that place called “the world.”

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is clear and you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you’re holding under the water.

Look. It’s the person who caused you all this stress. What a pleasant surprise.

You let them up… just for a quick breath… then ploop!… back under they go…

You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.

There now… feeling better?

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

rainy — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:52:08 +0000

Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear? (more…)

Your Mind…

rainy — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:09:12 +0000

When you lose your mind

You may as well forget it

Cat People - Here is your wake up call!

rainy — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:47:25 +0000

Adult Resignation

rainy — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 05:46:27 +0000

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.

I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again.

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Stop Thief!

rainy — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 04:45:32 +0000

Walmart Job Application - 75 year old

rainy — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:58:20 +0000

This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him!!! (more…)

South Park Lady

rainy — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:53:08 +0000

Dear South Park Lady,

I want to thank you for cutting in front of me at Dick’s Sporting Goods at South Park Mall, around 12:30PM today. I can’t begin to tell you how you made my day. (more…)

Do you take life too seriously? This is for you.

rainy — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 20:16:38 +0000

Save the whales. Collect the whole set
A day without sunshine is, like, night
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. (more…)

Test for Dementia

rainy — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 05:53:27 +0000

‘It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.’

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you’re losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve made your answer. (more…)