http://boomerjokes.com Smile, Giggle & Laugh ~ Your Life Depends on It! Tue, 20 May 2008 04:15:33 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things . On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, ... http://boomerjokes.com/2008/05/19/drapery-rods/ Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place. You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world." The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. The water is ... http://boomerjokes.com/2008/03/14/stress-relief/ Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets > and Stores and ... http://boomerjokes.com/2007/12/23/christmas-carols-for-the-psychologically-challenged/ When you lose your mind You may as well forget it  http://boomerjokes.com/2007/11/29/your-mind/ http://boomerjokes.com/2007/10/28/cat-people-here-is-your-wake-up-call/ I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples ... http://boomerjokes.com/2007/10/26/adult-resignation/ http://boomerjokes.com/2007/09/22/stop-thief/ This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him!!!  NAME: Jack Buckley   (Grumpy ***) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION:  Company's President or Vice President.  But seriously, ... http://boomerjokes.com/2007/09/19/walmart-job-application-75-year-old/  Dear South Park Lady, I want to thank you for cutting in front of me at Dick's Sporting Goods at South Park Mall, around 12:30PM today. I can't begin to tell you how you made my day. You see, I only had one item, a T-ball bat I was picking up ... http://boomerjokes.com/2007/09/16/south-park-lady/  Save the whales. Collect the whole set A day without sunshine is, like, night On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I feel like ... http://boomerjokes.com/2007/09/15/do-you-take-life-too-seriously-this-is-for-you/