Archives for April 2007
Here are some ways to really annoy people big time…
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go”.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip…”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. [Read more…]
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight lifters, longshoremen,etc.) but nobody could do it.
A 90 year old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
“I’ve never been better,” the old man replied. “I’ve got an eighteen year old wife who was pregnant and delivered a child.” “What is your opinion about that Doc?,” the old man asked.