10. When they ask “How are you today?” Tell them! “I’m so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died…”
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A couple, both born the same year and month, were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been so loving she would grant them each one wish.
Â I was at the checkout of a K-Mart.Â The clerk rangÂ Â up $46.64 charge.Â I gave her a fifty dollar bill.Â Â She gave me back $46.64.Â I gave it back to her andÂ Â told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor andÂ Â gave her the money back.Â She became indignant andÂ Â informed me she was educated and knew what she wasÂ Â doing, and returned the money again.Â I gave her theÂ Â money back again…same scenario!Â I departed theÂ Â store with the $46.64.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.