90 Year Old Has A Child

A 90 year old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling.

“I’ve never been better,” the old man replied. “I’ve got an eighteen year old wife who was pregnant and delivered a child.” “What is your opinion about that Doc?,” the old man asked.

The doctor thought for a moment, then says, “Well let me tell you a story.”

I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But one day he’s in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.

The doctor continued, “So he’s walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeeze the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him.

“That’s impossible!,” said the old man in disbelief. “Someone else must have shot that lion.”

“Exactly!” said the doctor.

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Thanks Ken!