A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.

After many years, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact with his wife in a dream.

“Mary…Mary…” he called. “Is that you, Fred?” she asked.

“Yes,” he said. “I’ve come back like we agreed.”

“What’s it like?” Mary asked.

“Well, I get up in the morning. I have sex. I have breakfast. I run around the golf course. I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again, and sex again,” he said.

“Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven!” Mary exclaimed.

“Not exactly,” Fred said. “I’m a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.”

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