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DRAPERY RODS

Posted on May 19, 2008 Written by rainy

drapery.jpgShe spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things .

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water .
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Filed Under: Husbands|Wives

Stress Relief

Posted on March 14, 2008 Written by rainy

200px-pond.jpgPicture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.

Nothing can bother you here.

No one knows this secret place.

You are in total seclusion from that place called “the world.”

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is clear and you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you’re holding under the water.

Look. It’s the person who caused you all this stress. What a pleasant surprise.

You let them up… just for a quick breath… then ploop!… back under they go…

You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.

There now… feeling better?

Filed Under: Don't Mess with...

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

Posted on December 23, 2007 Written by rainy

  1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear? [Read more…]

Filed Under: General Jokes

Your Mind…

Posted on November 29, 2007 Written by rainy

When you lose your mind

You may as well forget it 

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Filed Under: Baby Boomers!, Senior Jokes

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Left handed, Gemini Baby Boomer, circa 1955. Loved Mickey Mouse, Motown and being my own personal United Nations. I miss watching Grade B Sci-Fi, eating those big crunchy dill pickles out of a jar and swooning over some long forgotten star. The one thing I know for sure... we've got to laugh. I've waited a long time to cultivate my graying hair and be able to call someone "sunny boy".

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