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South Park Lady

Posted on September 16, 2007 Written by rainy

 southparkmall.pngDear South Park Lady,

I want to thank you for cutting in front of me at Dick’s Sporting Goods at South Park Mall, around 12:30PM today. I can’t begin to tell you how you made my day. [Read more…]

Filed Under: General Jokes

Do you take life too seriously? This is for you.

Posted on September 15, 2007 Written by rainy

  1.  Save the whales. Collect the whole set
  2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
  3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
  5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. [Read more…]

Filed Under: Lighten Up

Test for Dementia

Posted on August 19, 2007 Written by rainy

‘It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.’

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you’re losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve made your answer. [Read more…]

Filed Under: General Jokes, Senior Jokes

The Wal-Mart Greeter

Posted on August 4, 2007 Written by rainy

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Filed Under: Wal-Mart Jokes

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Left handed, Gemini Baby Boomer, circa 1955. Loved Mickey Mouse, Motown and being my own personal United Nations. I miss watching Grade B Sci-Fi, eating those big crunchy dill pickles out of a jar and swooning over some long forgotten star. The one thing I know for sure... we've got to laugh. I've waited a long time to cultivate my graying hair and be able to call someone "sunny boy".

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