You May Be Getting Old If… You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead. Your back goes out more than you do. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. You are proud of your lawn mower. Your best friend is dating someone half their age…and isn’t breaking …
When I’m an old lady, I’ll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness… just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they’ve provided, Returning each deed. Oh, they’ll be so excited! I’ll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues, And bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes. …
George Burns Quotes A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. At my age flowers scare me. Be quick to learn and wise to know. Bridge is a …
Part two…from Mom! *********************************** Very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, (mid-eighties). The gentleman walks over, …