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Your Mind…

Posted on November 29, 2007 Written by rainy

When you lose your mind

You may as well forget it 

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Filed Under: Baby Boomers!, Senior Jokes

Pop Artists of the 60’s – Revisited

Posted on April 30, 2007 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.  They include:
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You Know You’re Getting Old When…

Posted on April 16, 2007 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

Time. Let’s face it, we’re all going to grow old. But how do we know when we’ve arrived? We’re here to help. You know you’re getting old when…

A 30-year mortgage sounds like a pretty clever scam.

You no longer consider staying under the speed limit a challenge.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
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Filed Under: Baby Boomers!, General Jokes, Senior Jokes

Barbie ~ For the “Over-40” Crowd

Posted on March 28, 2007 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

1.) Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.

2.) Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie’s bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead! With hand-held fan and tiny tissues.

3.) Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie’s hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow! Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.

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Left handed, Gemini Baby Boomer, circa 1955. Loved Mickey Mouse, Motown and being my own personal United Nations. I miss watching Grade B Sci-Fi, eating those big crunchy dill pickles out of a jar and swooning over some long forgotten star. The one thing I know for sure... we've got to laugh. I've waited a long time to cultivate my graying hair and be able to call someone "sunny boy".

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