This is a heads up to those friends who haven’t experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have. Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one …
Baby boomer anthems re-released with new lyrics suitable for an aging audience. –>The Beatles–“I Get By with a Little Help From Depends” –>Carly Simon–“You’re So Varicose Vein” –>The Bee Gees–“How Can You Mend a Broken Hip” –>Roberta Flack–“The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face” –>Johnny Nash–“I Can’t See Clearly Now” –>Procol Harem–“A Whiter Shade …
Perhaps you are somewhere in between…. You remember when Jordache jeans were cool. In your fifth grade class picture you were wearing an Izod shirt with the collar up. You know by heart the words to any Weird Al Yankovic song. You ever rang someone’s doorbell and said “Landshark!” Three words: Atari, IntelliVision and Coleco, …
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930’s 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep …