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Hearing Aids

Posted on April 24, 2006 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,

“Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”

To which the gentleman said,

“Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations.

I’ve changed my Will three times!”

Filed Under: Baby Boomers!, Don't Mess with..., Senior Jokes

Exercise!

Posted on March 26, 2006 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

Is this why no one wants to exercise?

Fitness Video

Filed Under: Baby Boomers!

New Motocycle

Posted on March 21, 2006 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

Bought me a new motorcycle

Loaded with everything

Getting older has its drawbacks, but I guess there aren’t too many good alternatives to getting older. Whenever you see a gathering of seniors it is an even bet they are talking about everything that is wrong with them.

You know, the usual, menopause, prostrate, incontinence, bowel, leg aches,eyesight, etc, etc. Well, I am a senior and I absolutely refuse to discuss these issues with everyone else. If I have a problem, I find a solution. It is not always the solution I like but I handle it the best way I know and I don’t discuss it with every person I see on the street that is past 50. No sir!

With this in mind, I bought myself a new scooter. I wanted something that was easy on gas and could zip me to the store and about town.

This seems to meet my every need.

Bommer Jokes Motorcycle

Contributed by Ken Leatherman,
http://www.1stinfoproducts.com/nicherama

Filed Under: Baby Boomers!, Jokes about aging

Songs For The Baby boomer

Posted on March 12, 2006 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

It was fun being a baby boomer …..until now. Some of the artists are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate the aging population. They include:

1. Herman’s Hermits— Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees— How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

3. Bobby Darin— Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.

4. Ringo Starr— I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

5. Roberta Flack— The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

6. Johnny Nash— I Can’t See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon— Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

8. The Commodores— Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye— Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem— A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer— You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12. TheTemptations— Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.

13. Abba— Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando— Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

15. Helen Reddy— I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

16. Willie Nelson— On the Commode Again

17. Leslie Gore— It’s My Procedure and I’ll Cry If I Want To

Contributed by Susan Schanerman – Thanks Susan!

Filed Under: Baby Boomers!, Music of the 60's

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Left handed, Gemini Baby Boomer, circa 1955. Loved Mickey Mouse, Motown and being my own personal United Nations. I miss watching Grade B Sci-Fi, eating those big crunchy dill pickles out of a jar and swooning over some long forgotten star. The one thing I know for sure... we've got to laugh. I've waited a long time to cultivate my graying hair and be able to call someone "sunny boy".

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