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Stress Relief

Posted on March 14, 2008 Written by rainy

200px-pond.jpgPicture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.

Nothing can bother you here.

No one knows this secret place.

You are in total seclusion from that place called “the world.”

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is clear and you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you’re holding under the water.

Look. It’s the person who caused you all this stress. What a pleasant surprise.

You let them up… just for a quick breath… then ploop!… back under they go…

You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.

There now… feeling better?

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Don’t even THINK about messing with this little old lady!

Posted on July 14, 2007 Written by rainy

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl. “Nothing but the best for my little kitten. ” [Read more…]

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The Old Dog

Posted on April 22, 2007 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful, elderly poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the old poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
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The Strongest Man on Earth…

Posted on April 12, 2007 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight lifters, longshoremen,etc.) but nobody could do it.

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Left handed, Gemini Baby Boomer, circa 1955. Loved Mickey Mouse, Motown and being my own personal United Nations. I miss watching Grade B Sci-Fi, eating those big crunchy dill pickles out of a jar and swooning over some long forgotten star. The one thing I know for sure... we've got to laugh. I've waited a long time to cultivate my graying hair and be able to call someone "sunny boy".

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