General Jokes

Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again.

 Dear South Park Lady, I want to thank you for cutting in front of me at Dick’s Sporting Goods at South Park Mall, around 12:30PM today. I can’t begin to tell you how you made my day.