Time. Let’s face it, we’re all going to grow old. But how do we know when we’ve arrived? We’re here to help. You know you’re getting old when… A 30-year mortgage sounds like a pretty clever scam. You no longer consider staying under the speed limit a challenge. Your supply of brain cells is finally …
Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favorite things.. Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are …
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Here are some ways to really annoy people big time… Sing the Batman theme incessantly. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go”. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip…” If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to …