She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things . On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on …
An 80 year old man went for his annual checkup and the doctor said, “Friend for your age you’re in the best shape I’ve seen.”
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.”
A rich couple was going out for the evening when the woman of the house decided to give the butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his night.