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DRAPERY RODS

Posted on May 19, 2008 Written by rainy

drapery.jpgShe spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things .

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water .
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THE DOCTOR APPOINTMENT

Posted on July 31, 2007 Written by rainy

An 80 year old man went for his annual checkup and the doctor  said, “Friend for your age you’re in the best shape I’ve seen.”  [Read more…]

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Aren’t Older Women Great?

Posted on July 28, 2007 Written by rainy

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.” [Read more…]

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THE BUTLER DID IT!

Posted on July 16, 2007 Written by rainy

A rich couple was going out for the evening when the woman of the house decided to give the butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off.  She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his night.  [Read more…]

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