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Posted on June 7, 2007 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

Iron Man Competition – The Way It Should Be

Iron Man

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A Surprise From Frederick’s of Hollywood

Posted on November 12, 2006 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit.

“This is $200,” she says.

“I want one that’s more sheer,” says he.

“This one is $350.”

“I want it even more sheer than that.”

“This one is the most sheer that we have. It’s $500.”

“I’ll take it!”

The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, “Go put this on and come down to model it for me.”

His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, “This thing is so see through that the old coot won’t even notice if I’m wearing it or not.”

So his wife comes down, wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose. “So, how do you like it?” she says.

“Darn, you’d think for $500, they’d at least iron the thing!”

Filed Under: General Jokes, Husbands|Wives, Men, Senior Jokes

Strange “Senior” Personal Ads Gleaned from Florida Papers

Posted on October 30, 2006 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

“Senior” Personal Ads Gleaned from Florida Papers (Who says We Seniors Have No Sense of Humor?)

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4″ (used to be 5’6″), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.

Filed Under: General Jokes, Men, Senior Jokes, Women

Evolution of Man and Woman

Posted on September 29, 2006 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

The Evolution of Man and Woman
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Filed Under: General Jokes, Men, Women

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Left handed, Gemini Baby Boomer, circa 1955. Loved Mickey Mouse, Motown and being my own personal United Nations. I miss watching Grade B Sci-Fi, eating those big crunchy dill pickles out of a jar and swooning over some long forgotten star. The one thing I know for sure... we've got to laugh. I've waited a long time to cultivate my graying hair and be able to call someone "sunny boy".

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