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Baby Boomer Anthems

Posted on October 25, 2006 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

Baby boomer anthems re-released with new lyrics suitable for an aging audience.

–>The Beatles–“I Get By with a Little Help From Depends”

–>Carly Simon–“You’re So Varicose Vein”

–>The Bee Gees–“How Can You Mend a Broken Hip”

–>Roberta Flack–“The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face”

–>Johnny Nash–“I Can’t See Clearly Now”

–>Procol Harem–“A Whiter Shade of Hair”

–>Herman’s Hermits–“Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”

–>The Rolling Stones–“You Can’t Always Pee When You Want”

–>The Who–“Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication”

–>The Troggs–“Bald Thing”

–>The Doors– “Hello, I love you. Won’t you tell me my name.”

Filed Under: Baby Boomers!, General Jokes, Music of the 50's, Music of the 60's, Music of the 70's

Songs For The Baby boomer

Posted on March 12, 2006 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

It was fun being a baby boomer …..until now. Some of the artists are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate the aging population. They include:

1. Herman’s Hermits— Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees— How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

3. Bobby Darin— Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.

4. Ringo Starr— I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

5. Roberta Flack— The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

6. Johnny Nash— I Can’t See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon— Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

8. The Commodores— Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye— Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem— A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer— You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12. TheTemptations— Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.

13. Abba— Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando— Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

15. Helen Reddy— I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

16. Willie Nelson— On the Commode Again

17. Leslie Gore— It’s My Procedure and I’ll Cry If I Want To

Contributed by Susan Schanerman – Thanks Susan!

Filed Under: Baby Boomers!, Music of the 60's

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