Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. [Read more…]
Friendly old lady
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. [Read more…]
Top Ten Good Things About Being a Senior Citizen
Courtesy of TheLate Show With David Letterman)
10. The three M’s: Mahjong, Metamucil, and Matlock!
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.
Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?” After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered. “Yes. Yes, I will.” [Read more…]
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