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You Know You’re Getting Old When…

Posted on April 16, 2007 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

Time. Let’s face it, we’re all going to grow old. But how do we know when we’ve arrived? We’re here to help. You know you’re getting old when…

A 30-year mortgage sounds like a pretty clever scam.

You no longer consider staying under the speed limit a challenge.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
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The Sunday Drive – Senior Style

Posted on April 14, 2007 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

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90 Year Old Has A Child

Posted on April 11, 2007 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

A 90 year old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling.

“I’ve never been better,” the old man replied. “I’ve got an eighteen year old wife who was pregnant and delivered a child.” “What is your opinion about that Doc?,” the old man asked.

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I’m Not Old…Just Mature

Posted on April 3, 2007 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent.
From my purchase this chap took off ten percent.
I asked for the cause of a lesser amount;
And he answered, “Because of the Seniors Discount.”

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Filed Under: General Jokes, Senior Jokes

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Left handed, Gemini Baby Boomer, circa 1955. Loved Mickey Mouse, Motown and being my own personal United Nations. I miss watching Grade B Sci-Fi, eating those big crunchy dill pickles out of a jar and swooning over some long forgotten star. The one thing I know for sure... we've got to laugh. I've waited a long time to cultivate my graying hair and be able to call someone "sunny boy".

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