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Allegedly Genuine Extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords

Posted on July 30, 2007 Written by rainy

I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. [Read more…]

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They walk among us …

Posted on May 25, 2007 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

 I was at the checkout of a K-Mart.  The clerk rang  up $46.64 charge.  I gave her a fifty dollar bill.  She gave me back $46.64.  I gave it back to her and  told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and  gave her the money back.  She became indignant and  informed me she was educated and knew what she was  doing, and returned the money again.  I gave her the  money back again…same scenario!  I departed the  store with the $46.64.

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Do these folks belong in the Gene Pool?

Posted on May 4, 2007 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

MEGA MORON #1

A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and demanded all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? $15.
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Two Dollar Bills

Posted on March 18, 2007 Written by rainy Leave a Comment

The $2 Bill. Everyone should start carrying them!

I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them out in public. We could have alot of fun! The younger generation doesn’t know they exist.

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