I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
The Gene Pool
Â I was at the checkout of a K-Mart.Â The clerk rangÂ Â up $46.64 charge.Â I gave her a fifty dollar bill.Â Â She gave me back $46.64.Â I gave it back to her andÂ Â told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor andÂ Â gave her the money back.Â She became indignant andÂ Â informed me she was educated and
MEGA MORON #1 A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and demanded all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and