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There was an elderly couple in their 80s that was having trouble with their memory, so their doctor recommended they start writing everything down on paper. A couple of days later the man started towards the kitchen and his wife asked him where he was going. “To get a drink of water” he replied. She …
Michael was an extremely avid golfer with a cynical attitude and arrogance, that when he passed away, few people shed a tear. Michael approached the Pearly Gates where St. Peter was waiting for him. Rather than pass through the gates as normal people had done, Michael stopped to ask a question. “Before I agree to …