• About BoomerJokes!
  • Contact Us

Boomerjokes

Smile, Giggle, Laugh... Your Life Depends On It.

Home General Jokes Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

Posted on December 23, 2007 Written by rainy

  1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
  2. Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Queens Disoriented Are
  3. Amnesia — I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home for Christmas
  4. Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
  5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets > and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants
  6. Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
  7. Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
  8. Full Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell You Why
  9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder —Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells …
  10. Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t leave My Houuse
  11. Senile Dementia — Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
  12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder — I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

 Have a good one!

Filed Under: General Jokes

About Me

Left handed, Gemini Baby Boomer, circa 1955. Loved Mickey Mouse, Motown and being my own personal United Nations. I miss watching Grade B Sci-Fi, eating those big crunchy dill pickles out of a jar and swooning over some long forgotten star. The one thing I know for sure... we've got to laugh. I've waited a long time to cultivate my graying hair and be able to call someone "sunny boy".

Copyright © 2023 · Focus Pro Theme on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in