- Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
- Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Queens Disoriented Are
- Amnesia — I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home for Christmas
- Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
- Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets > and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants
- Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
- Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
- Full Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell You Why
- Obsessive Compulsive Disorder —Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells …
- Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t leave My Houuse
- Senile Dementia — Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
- Oppositional Defiant Disorder — I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Have a good one!