THE DOCTOR APPOINTMENT
An 80 year old man went for his annual checkup and the doctor said, “Friend for your age you’re in the best shape I’ve seen.”
An 80 year old man went for his annual checkup and the doctor said, “Friend for your age you’re in the best shape I’ve seen.”
I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.”