Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. … [Continue reading]
Reasons to Stay Away from Florida
Reasons to Stay Away from Florida A group of seniors were sitting around the pool in sunny Florida talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. Yes, I know," said another. … [Continue reading]
Oldest profession
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first." - Ronald Reagan … [Continue reading]
Psychic Blonde
Okay, not exactly a Boomer Joke, but a joke none-the-less. Thank you Johanna for the submission. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few … [Continue reading]