To the rescue…
Some artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers.
And they include:
Herman’s Hermits: Mrs.Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr: I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin: Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.
Roberta Flack: The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash: I Can’t See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon: Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores: Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye: Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem: A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer: You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations: Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba: Denture Queen.
Helen Reddy: I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore: It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.
And my favorite…
Willie Nelson: On the Commode Again